10 WAYS THAT YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE IS FROM PONTARDAWE

1) They will talk about ‘Mama’s as if they were there every Friday night but in reality, they only ever went there once.

2) They won’t go longer than 3 minutes of conversation without saying how good the Lidl in Pontardawe is.

3) They will always give Justin Tiperic Man of the Match every time Wales play…… even if he isn’t playing.

4) They will check Pontardawe Voice the moment a helicopter is passing over to see what is going on.

5) They will claim to want speed cameras on the bypass whilst speeding on the bypass.

6) You will see them in Greggs……. usually twice a day.

7) They will claim to have never been to Kittys although they just can’t remember it.

8) They turn up 30 minutes early every afternoon to pick their kids up from school…. Just for a natter.

9) They are used to Pontardawe Café breakfast prices; anything over a fiver is ridiculously expensive!

10) They have no preferred kebab house but whichever one they happen to pass first.