10 WAYS THAT YOU CAN TELL A PERSON IS FROM MORRISTON

1) They moaned that a Wetherspoons would ruin the pubs in Morriston but now only go to the Wetherspoons in Morriston.

2) They walk differently on Woodfield Street than on any other street ‘look hard son!!!’

3) They always look at the fire station every time they pass it, excitedly hoping to see a fire engine…. maybe even lights.

4) They will check Morriston Monkeys on Facebook the moment a police car goes passed with lights on just to see what is going on.

5) They drive to McDonalds but wish that they had walked when it takes them 20 minutes to get out of the car park.

6) They want ‘just a normal coffee’ none of this ‘Latte’ stuff.

7) They know the name of every landlord and landlady in Morriston and which pub they can get a pint in at any hour of the day.

8) They will say at that they are going to move away at least twice a year but have lived in the same house for twenty years.

9) They can only be called a ‘Morriston Monkey’ by a fellow person from Morriston, if not, they are incredibly insulted.

10) They have no preferred kebab house but whichever one they happen to pass first.